New look!! Should have been an engineer.
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
Work hard. Be kind. Amazing things will happen.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "Whaaaaat"
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“Troubled Relationship” is now a card category at Walgreen’s, which is great because that’s the sort of situation that is usually best handled via greeting card.
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
I’m not like other dads, I’m a Coupon Dad
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I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
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